gallagher vs collins

i was always an oasis fan but it has to be said i did like genesis and saw them both more than a few times

apparently noel has been spouting off (again) this time to phil collins

noel – read my lips – write some decent music – get out and tour it, otherwise all it is bollocks whinging from someone who doesnt care

put yer money where your mouth is

given that..

i cannot now be anonymous with this blog – my fault – i’m going elsewhere

i’ll still do this – but there is sarcasm and things to say and unfortunately it has to be so that there is no recourse

i’m sure it wont be hard to find where i’m next

*currently listening to guns n roses*

top live band

do me a favour and feck right off

why on earth does anyone believe this bollocks

one of these days i’m going reply and punt them (i did see a website somewhere that does just that and bring them out the woodwork)

and dear reader – thats exactly what i’m going to do

FROM: MRS. LE KIKU THANH MAI
Private email: crap spam email address

Dear Beloved,

I apologize if the contents in this mail are contrary to your moralethics which I feel may be of great disturbance to your personal life, but I feel quite safe dealing with you. However, this correspondence ispurely private, and it should be treated as such.I am contacting you based on Trust and confidentiality. I have reposed higher confidence in your ability to handle this matter perfectly for my sake. I am serious minded person.

My name is MRS. LE KIKU THANH MAI Citizen of Vietnam. I am married to MR. BICH D. MAI who is a successful businessman here in Vietnam before his untimely death on April 16, 2001 after a brief illness.

We were married for twenty-two years without a child. Before his untimely death, we were both born again christian. We have been using our money to sponsor Orphanage homes and Rosamond Carr Imbabazi Orphanage home in Mutura, Rwanda until Rosamond Carr died last September. Please, see link below:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/africa/01/27/rwanda.carr/index.html?eref=aol

Since my husband died in April 16, 2001, I continue the good work by stretching out my hands to help people in need. I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home, which the Bible is against. For the past years I am a cancer patient. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. I have spent so much money all this while to heal myself but all in vain. I have handed everything about my health over to Almighty God. I am now preparing myself to go and meet the good LORD.

PLEASE, READ CAREFULLY, THIS IS WHERE I AM INTERESTED ON AND THIS IS WHERE I WANT YOU TO COME IN:

By February, 1992, My husband open and operate a time deposit account with STANBIC BANK PLC. My husband fixed an amount of US$7M (SEVEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) with STANBIC BANK PLC. His fixed Deposit Account Number is F.D500861. He (my husband) however gave an outstanding instruction to STANBIC BANK PLC to role over the fixed amount after expiration and credit the interest to his Domiciliary Account. This is what STANBIC BANK PLC has been doing over the years. The interest of this time deposit account has always been credited to my husband’s LINK ACCOUNT which is his Domiciliary Account. Based on the outstanding role over instruction, my husband’s LINK ACCOUNT (Domiciliary Account) has always been credited with the interest due and this has generated quite a huge amount of money up to USD580,000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY).

On the 26th OCTOBER 2007, two (2) of my husband’s relatives presented some DOCUMENT(S) AND DEATH CERTIFICATE to STANBIC BANK PLC authorities and claim the fixed amount only. They however never knew that my husband operated the fixed deposit account with a LINK ACCOUNT. They has collected the whole funds from my husband fixed deposit account only and hurriedly share it among themselves. They did all this to me because of my health condition and they knew fully well that no body will fight for me. They forgot that GOD is up there Watching. Due to what my husband relatives did to me without Conscience, I started thinking and crying every day by day and by so doing my health condition got so bad. I have to go to hospital on the 04TH APRIL 2008 for treatment. I am sending you this mail from the hospital where I am taking treatment and the name of the hospital is as stated below:

GEOMMIE CANCER HOSPITAL,
9, Hang Voi Street,
Hoan Kiem Dist.,
Hanoi, Vietnam.

Just yesterday, my doctor told me that I would not last for the next three weeks due to the cancer problem. Now you know the extent of my misfortunes and tribulations and you can understand why I can not trust myself to more than one person, as it would be dangerous for me. So please take everything into consideration, resolve quickly and energetically.

I want an organization or an individual out there that will use the remaining funds US$580,000.00 in my husband Domiciliary Account for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took the above decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money after my death and I am fully sure that STANBIC BANK PLC AUTHORITIES will confiscate this money after my death if I did not present any body to them before I die. I don’t want my husband brothers to know about this money (US$580,000.00) because they are not Christians, they worship BUDDHISM which is the principal religion in Vietnam. Secondly, they are extremely wicked because of their religion. I don’t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord, Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.

Please, fill your confirmation details below and send it to me immediately.

YOUR CONFIRMATION DETAILS:-
1. Your Full Name:
2. Sex:
3. Date of Birth:
4. Your house or Office address: (P.O.Box not accepted)
5. Occupation:
6. Country:
7. Telephone Number(s)

As soon as I receive the above required information from you, I will use the above information to issue AUTHORISATION LETTER to STANBIC BANK PLC empowering them to transfer the money to you as my distant cousin. I will also send my NATIONAL IDENTITY CARD to you for prove. I want you and the organization to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth.

Please, always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for another person for this same purpose. Please, assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein because at the end of the day every one of us shall give account of himself to GOD (Rom. 14 vs. 12). Trusting you will faithfully carry out my instructions.

Please Note: Your race, colour, gender, nationality, ethnic origin, disability, age, sexual orientation, religion, marital status does not really matter. Just be GOD fearing person.

Please, always reply to my private email address for quick reply.

Remain blessed in the Lord, Hoping to receive your reply soon.

Yours in Christ,
MRS. LE KIKU THANH MAI
My Private email: le_kiku@yahoo.fr

neo-hippies in ibiza

i read this and at first thought what a bunch of wank – then realised that the newspaper had fallen for p.r. junk

IBIZA, Spain – xxxxxxxxx is the ultimate social connector for the deep-pocketed summer set on this resort island. A former organic foods chef from London, she runs a concierge service that helps clients, including Calvin Klein, Hugh Grant and members of U2. She gets them V.I.P. party invites, prime-time restaurant reservations and desirable villas, which can rent for up to $16,000 a week in July and August.

But she’s relaxed about her own surroundings.

Her one-bedroom farmhouse in the hills outside the town of Evissa had no guest quarters, so she leased a nearby cottage for her visitors. When the rent went up, she did what any resourceful, neo-bohemian Ibizan would: She bought a 16-by-18-foot canvas tepee, had it painted with tribal patterns in earth red and big-sky blue, and set it up just beyond her pool in the shade of a palm tree. All for just $2,165.

“I always had this romantic idea of sleeping in a tepee,” said xxxx, xx, who has furnished the room with a double bed, Mexican votive candles and a Persian rug. “But mainly, it was a really practical way to create another room.” She lives on the island from May through October and runs her company, xxxxxxxxx, from London in the winter.

xxxxxxx is one of a small but growing number of residents here who have embraced the tepee as an appealing alternative to expensive home additions.

oh fuck right off – there isnt a growing number of residents embracing the fuckin tepee – someone who sorts out 16 grand villas is going to put guests up in a 16 foot fuckin tent at the end of her garden because they cant afford the rent on little finca ?

some choice quotes pulled out of context:

For heating or marshmallow toasting, a small fire pit can be placed in the earth in the center — tepees don’t have floors — and a flap near the top that can be opened as a chimney.

tepees dont have floors? really? thats no good then is it…

The major downside is the lack of bathroom facilities.

Thats because its fuckin big tent not an “extra room” or extention to your house – its a T E N T

xxxxxxxxxxx, a German businesswoman who gave up her career as an importer of accessories from Asia last year and retired to Ibiza, decorated her 23-foot tepee with dozens of cow-and goat-hide floor coverings bought on eBay and a Balinese day bed, along with American Indian drums and instruments.

promising… but

She got her tepee, which sleeps a dozen, after her 16-year-old son, who attends a Swiss boarding school, announced he was coming to visit in a month with his touring theater troupe. (“10 teenagers in all!” Erasmus said.) Then, at the last minute, her son canceled, so she invited friends instead.

thats because her teenager quite rightly thought – fuck that kipping in a tepee with 9 mates – i’m in a swiss boarding school – i’m not going to ibiza to kip in a tent

“But when the sun comes up in the morning,” she said, “it gets hot as a furnace in there.” Not an ideal situation for her London friends who go out all night clubbing and want to sleep late.

exactly – so there you go – the tepee is not an ideal solution – hire a villa or get a hotel room and be done with it and stop pretending your a fuckin hippie

“I have to get up early anyway for my job,” she said. “Just like the Indians.”

words fail me on this last line…

ibiza stuff

i went down to sol den serra private do and it was fun

i think that i’ll say i had a good time, met some ppl, took a bunch of photos on the iphone and had a good time

sorry but couldnt be arsed to go to km5 since its the other side of the island and we know what the guardia are going to be doing…